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What did the number zero say to the number eight? 'Nice belt.' you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish.

What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles

(via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot) Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength. What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb. What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma rayīee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? 'I'm getting the fudge outta here!' Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek. My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?' If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything.ĭon't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!

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